Thoughts: Nomad, by Alan Partridge

I’m so behind on these. Argh.

Anyway, let me open by saying that if you come from an Alan Partridgeless existence, then may I recommend you remedying that asap.

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Thoughts: Fictions, by Jorge Luis Borges, translated by Andrew Hurley

Well, I keep doing it to myself. I keep reading universally beloved books and then having to give my useless opinions on them. Do you need me to tell you that Borges is great? Because he is great. Now you know.

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German Reading Project: Nymphs: Tödliche Liebe, by S. Luhtanen and M. Oikkonen, translated by Alexandra Stang

This is the first novel-length German book I’ve read from beginning to end (Der Kleine Prinz being very short) without interrupting it with English reading. I’m pretty proud of myself. And one day maybe I’ll read a German book that isn’t in translation! Translation is great, but I feel like I’m doing German literature a disservice by snubbing its authors…

This was a spontaneous read. Spuggy found it in a clearance bin as a preizreduziertes Mängelexemplar (when an unsold book is superficially damaged in order to sell it more cheaply) and decided that it was deliciously trashy-looking enough for my tastes. He was, as always, dead right.

So, the book I just finished is the second half of a story that was published as one book in Finnish (this seems to happen quite regularly in German translations – you see it in translated fantasy series a lot. Maybe it’s just a wordy language?) so of course my next aim in life is to find the first one. And that isn’t all the backstory I’m missing, either. It’s the novelisation of a Finnish TV series. Which I now need to see, desperately. If only to make sure I’ve understood the mentalness of this story correctly.

Because I read it all in one go, I’m not going to do a “favourite words per chapter” thing this time, but try to discuss it more like I would any other book. In addition to a spoiler warning, there is of course an”I might have misunderstood things” warning in force as well.

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Why we need more continents

In any group of geography nerds, one of the biggest peeves will be “Europe’s not a continent”. From this perspective, Europe is just a peninsula of Asia, and the listing of Europe in the seven traditional continents (Africa, Antarctica, Asia, Australia/Oceania, Europe, North America, South America) is just a result of Eurocentric bias.

This isn’t an unreasonable view – “continent” doesn’t really have a set definition, but a common one is “large area of land surrounded by water”. By this definition, Australia and Antarctica definitely fit and North and South America nearly do, as does Africa. Asia and Europe are then the weirdos, since they share a long, indefinite land border somewhere in the Urals. So you redefine this as one big continent, Eurasia, and then everything just about works.

But there’s another problem. By population, the continents are uneven. There are about 1.2 billion Africans, 750 million Europeans, 600 million North Americans, 400 million South Americans and 40 million Oceanians. That adds up to just about 3 billion people. The other 4.2 billion people on this planet all live in Asia. More people live in Asia than live in all the other continents combined. Adding Europe to the mix gives Eurasia a total population of 5 billion, or around 70% of the world’s population. What’s the point of dividing the world into continents if you’re going to have one continent with almost everyone?

In fact, what’s the point of dividing the world into continents at all?

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Thoughts: Suite Française, by Irène Némirovsky

I wanted to let this one sit a while, because I have some pretty intense feelings about it.

That, and I’m lazy.

Spoilers for both book and film of the same name.

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Thoughts: Selected Short Stories, by H. G. Wells

Whoops, this one is long overdue.

Spuggy picked it up in Belfast, a dog-eared (I won’t say “beloved”) old copy from Oxfam and I picked it up right at the end of our holiday to tide me over till we got home. On the front cover someone’s added “+ very boring” after “Short” and done a bit of maths on the inside of the back cover. Still, it’s pretty old, so maybe it changed hands a few times since that judgement was passed? Or maybe it was already old when it unimpressed that reader?

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German Reading Project: Der Kleine Prinz, by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, translated by Grete and Josef Leitgeb

A whole book this time, and not just chapters! Der Kleine Prinz is both short enough and simply written enough that I managed it without too much heartache.

My general German skills update: I’m improving in some ways and stalling in others. I can almost contribute to iai conversations (depending on what they’re about). I’ve stopped freaking out so much about not being able to express things, and will try (in friendly situations…). My writing is abysmal. My listening is not horrendous. My speaking (on a good day) can get away with a lot. My reading is trundling along, but I should read more. I’ve come up to the point where I basically just have to sit and learn grammar points. It’s the first plateau and the easiest one to overcome, but urghhhh articles are stupid and cases are stupid and why is everything.

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Alternative Thoughts: Stories of Your Life and Others, by Ted Chiang – plus a short story

Dove also wrote her thoughts on this one, and hers are better, but here’s mine.

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Thoughts: Stories of Your Life And Others, by Ted Chiang

I don’t read many short story collections, so this will be another collection of thoughts without much wider context for comparison, I’m afraid. It has been a while since I indulged in some proper sci-fi, though, and I enjoyed myself. Spoilers as usual, and be careful this time – one of the short stories was turned into the film Arrival, so if you don’t want that spoilered, stay away.

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Short story: Messier

A short story, loosely inspired by Tabby’s Star. Fun fact: when Messier was first categorising galaxies, he actually hated them. He was a comet hunter, and galaxies really annoyed him because they looked like comets (at least with the small telescopes they had the time) but weren’t. His list of galaxies and nebulae was originally compiled to warn other astronomers away from mistaking them for comets. It was only much later that people realised what galaxies were, or that they were actually located a long way outside the Milky Way. Anyway, story time.

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